Nanu Nanu
Hi. This is my homepage. But, you probably already knew that, as anybody
who doesn't know me has no reason to be here. So Scram! Here is the extent
of my political beliefs: To Hell with Censorship!!
Hah. Petty defiance is fun. Well, for anybody that cares to, check out my
little art gallery. I have one actual serious piece, but the rest are mostly
computer inspired. Someday, if I get my ass in gear, I may get my Star Wars
interactive program up here for you to download. Enough paltry chit-chat.
Lets try some links.
Ah, now wasn't that exciting. I think you may be ready for my serious work.
Laugh not heathens!! You dare not arouse the anger of
The Mighty Artiste'
Enough art. Now to the serious matter of life, fun. I own a veritable
arsenal of Super Soaker water guns. These things are unbelievable. I am
a veteran water warrior with several tours of duty under my belt. Hey, life
is slow at school in Maine. For the pros and cons of various weapons, and
some strategic advice, check out ---
Water 
Weapons.
Random Stuff:
Han with Digital Jabba
Symbolic representation of my luck with women
If you couldn't tell by the Y-Wing at the top, or the shot from the digitally
enhanced A New Hope above, I am quite the Star Wars fan. If you'd like to
check out my collection, head to my Toy Chest. If you'd like to feel
me up, check out my sunken chest.
Back to
COA 
COA Digital Studio
More to Come!!
Copyright and stuff,
Thanks to Enders Realm for some
graphics
Ian Helfrich, '96
Justice 
Jokers 
Crash
Part 1 
Part 2 
Part (go figure) 3